mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

"Pelvic sorcery"
Literally the best description of seduction i have ever fucking heard in my life (via buckysexual)

schrodingerskat:

misha-parked-the-tardis-in-221b:

krislapis:

notmysecret:

FUCK

This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices

There will come a day where this will appear on my dash and I will scroll past it, but it is not this day.

You guys. All I want for my 40th birthday is a recording of Christopher Lee saying “Gandalf you ignorant slut.”

"Dear diary: my teen angst bullshit now has a body count."
Anakin Skywalker, Attack of the Clones (via incorrectstarwarsquotes)

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

larahawker:

Something a little different this time around.

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larahawker:

Something a little different this time around.

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moominboy:

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if you look deeply enough into legolas’s eyes you can see beauty in its purest form

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more legolas

mikeyfriskeyhands:

ydgn4life:

mira-of-sassgard:

I lost my shit at self-governing snakes.

ONLY THINKS OF YOU AS A FRIEND

RECOGNIZE MY AUTHORITY GODDAMMIT

mikeyfriskeyhands:

ydgn4life:

mira-of-sassgard:

I lost my shit at self-governing snakes.

ONLY THINKS OF YOU AS A FRIEND

RECOGNIZE MY AUTHORITY GODDAMMIT